Teacher v/s Student

Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses.
Now, if I say "I am beautiful,"
which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.

Husband and Wife

A Husband & Wife were arguing over some issue.
After much of discussion,
Wife finally said: Do you want to win
or
Do you want to be happy..?

Argument Ended

An Old man had 8 hair on his head.

An Old man had 8 hair on his head.
He want to a Barber shop.
Barber in anger asked.

Shall I cut or count?
Old man smiled and said:
"
Color it!"

Life is to enjoy with whatever
you have with you.

A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband

A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband: “My husband is acting so weird.

He drinks his morning coffee and then he goes and eats the mug! He only leaves the handle!”

Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part.“

Jatt VS Baniya

Jatt:Oye Yara Machli Khaega?

Baniya:Nahi Yaar Us me Kaante Hote Hain.

Jatt:Oye Chhor Yaar,

Chappal Pehen K Kha Lena…

I managed to lose my rifle

I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover the loss.

I’m starting to understand why a Navy captain always goes down with his ship.

Sleep with an open window tonight

Sleep with an open window tonight!

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