Don't cry because it's over

Don't cry because it's over.
Smile because that asshole is finally someone else's problem!

Read a medication

Just once I would like to read a medication label that says:
WARNING' permanent weight loss,
remove wrinkles and increase energy."

Roses are red

Roses are red,
Violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo.

Don't you worry
I'll be there too,

Not in the cage
But laughing at you!

Teacher v/s Student

Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses.
Now, if I say "I am beautiful,"
which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.

Husband and Wife

A Husband & Wife were arguing over some issue.
After much of discussion,
Wife finally said: Do you want to win
or
Do you want to be happy..?

Argument Ended

An Old man had 8 hair on his head.

An Old man had 8 hair on his head.
He want to a Barber shop.
Barber in anger asked.

Shall I cut or count?
Old man smiled and said:
"
Color it!"

Life is to enjoy with whatever
you have with you.

A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband

A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband: “My husband is acting so weird.

He drinks his morning coffee and then he goes and eats the mug! He only leaves the handle!”

Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part.“