Wife & Husband

Wife: Had your lunch?
Husband: Had your lunch?

Wife: I am asking you
Husband: I am asking you

Wife: You copying me?
Husband: You copying me?

Wife: Lets go shopping
Husband: Yes I had my lunch

What's wining attitude?

What's wining attitude?
2 ants saw an elephant coming.
Ant 1: We will kill him
Ant 2: We will break his legs.
Ant 3: Forgive him guys,
he is alone and we are 3

Paddy and his two good friends

Paddy and his two good friends were sitting at a bar, talking about their wives.
"I think my wife is having an affait with the electricain,"his first friend said, taking a swing of his beer.

Hoe's that? his other friend asked.
"Well. the other day I came home and...

Teacher v/s Suleman

Teacher: What is your date of birth?
Suleman: October 13th
Teacher: It is every year!!

Don't Worry

I don't have to worry about getting kidnapped.
They would bring me back in less than an hour!!

Don't cry because it's over

Don't cry because it's over.
Smile because that asshole is finally someone else's problem!

Read a medication

Just once I would like to read a medication label that says:
WARNING' permanent weight loss,
remove wrinkles and increase energy."